As many of you know, I have started filming my own fetish videos, which has been a natural progression for me since I have been in the fetish community for quite some time. \u00a0I started as an attendee at local fetish events in my neighbourhood, and was recruited as a door\/coat check girl at Sin City Fetish Night in Vancouver B.C. \u00a0From there I learned how to DJ and had the chance to get back into playing at the parties (in more ways than one), as opposed to being stuck behind the coat check and watching all the fun around me. \u00a0Not that I didn\u2019t have fun working the coat check, as I always enjoy sassing customers, but being out of the booth has provided me the opportunity to chat more with attendees and spend a bit more time in the dungeon.<\/p>\n
My knowledge of the fetish scene and adult video scene is growing every day, and I am learning new things all the time. The internet has become a magical resource for me to discover all of these new fetishes I didn\u2019t even know existed. \u00a0Instead of laying silent amongst friends who make jokes referring to sexual activities such as the \u201cdirty sanchez\u201d or \u201crusty trombone\u201d, I now have the power in my little hand to do a quick google search on my iPhone to find results on what these catch phrases mean.\u00a0 Of course, these are just examples of activities that many people joke about and have heard of, there are many other catchphrases you may not be as familiar with, and like many different languages and cultures, different things take on different meanings depending on where you use them. \u00a0For example, pi can mean 3.1415926… or it can also mean pie, as in that sweet tasty dessert you enjoy after dinner. You\u2019re probably wondering where am I going with this?\u00a0 I would like to tell you about when I learned what a creampie is. I regret to tell you, it\u2019s not going to be the juicy <\/em>story you are hoping for, but I promise it will be entertaining.<\/p>\n Perhaps I haven\u2019t spent enough time watching straight porn and I am definitely not well-versed in the language or code they speak in adult movies. I admit, I like to watch fetish videos and lesbian play videos, but I find two straight people fucking kind of boring.\u00a0 I also find videos of women wrestling in lube, mud, and jello pretty hot, so naturally I wanted to make a video like that to sell in my clips4sale store. \u00a0I did a video of me in my catsuit rubbing lube on myself because I think that is sexy, and it makes me feel sexy, and personally I do own some heavy rubber videos of ladies massaging themselves in latex and it makes me tingly to watch them so I hoped I could make other people feel tingly too. \u00a0I also made a video of myself in the shower in my latex catsuit, with water splashing all over myself.\u00a0 In this shower video, I decided to be a bit more risqu\u00e9 and peeled off part of my catsuit to expose some of my body. I personally thought it was one of my sexiest videos, however it didn\u2019t sell well at all, but at the time I was just a beginner, so looking back now, I can see where it could have been better. \u00a0Plus, I can understand that not everyone has a fetish for latex-clad ladies in the shower (where my peeps at?!)<\/p>\n From there, I decided I was ready to bare it all. \u00a0The pinup girl in me wanted to have her pie and eat it too. \u00a0When I have time, I do love to bake cookies, tarts, and sweet things to give to people because I love making people happy, so why not do a video of me with a pie?! (I had considered a cake first but I thought pie would work better because it\u2019s creamier). \u00a0I\u2019ll admit, I didn\u2019t bake my own pie for this video, I went to the store and bought a lemon meringue pie and added lots of extra whip cream, because cream looks like jizz and people want to see creamy jizz all over a girl\u2019s ass, right? \u00a0I emptied a whole extra can of whip cream on that pie to make sure it was the creamiest, messiest pie that would ever touch my bare ass. I\u2019d also like to point out that when you do a pie sitting video, you have one shot at sitting on the pie before its ruined, so filming it by yourself is a lot harder than having someone else film it for you.\u00a0 But who do you ask to film you sitting on a pie?\u00a0 \u201cHey, are you free this Saturday?\u00a0 I need you to help light my ass for this video where I am buck naked and I sit on a pie.\u00a0 Do you think you\u2019ll be able to help pick all the pie chunks out of my bathtub when I am finished too? \u00a0I\u2019d hate for the drain to get clogged.\u201d\u00a0 This is my glamorous life now.<\/p>\n I laid down a sheet of plastic so I didn\u2019t make a mess in my house and I filmed the video where I sat on a pie, and then massaged the pie all over my naked body and licked my fingers covered with whip cream and told the viewers just how much I love pie. The plastic sheet got sticky and clung to my body and moved with me as I gyrated around on my knees covered in gooey pie. There was only one question at the end of the video, how was I going to get myself clean? Was someone going to lick this pie off my body, or was someone going to help me scrub this mess off my filthy body?\u00a0 And how was I going to get myself to the bathroom to clean this mess off when I finished filming … probably should have made a plan for that.<\/p>\n I edited the video and decided a good name for it would be \u201cEvilyn13 Loves Pie\u201d because the still photo I was going to use as promo for the video was me holding the delicious creamy pie. \u00a0I logged onto my clips4sale store and uploaded the video to the creampie section, using sub-categories \u201cfood masturbation\u201d, \u201cwet and messy\u201d and \u201cobject and food crush\u201d assuming that girls rubbing food on them or sticking random vegetables in their twats was probably pretty normal for this category of film. \u00a0I never bothered to actually check to see what other videos were listed in the creampie category, I figured there must be a huge fetish for pie-sitting since it has its own category. \u00a0I was overjoyed to see it get so many downloads! I wasn\u2019t sure if people were just really excited to finally see me naked, or if there was just a huge demand for girls sitting on pies and rubbing it all over their body.\u00a0 I shared the excitement of my success (or so I thought) with a friend, who laughed. \u00a0He suggested I do a quick Google search of \u201ccreampie\u201d or perhaps take a look at Urban Dictionary (which is a wonderful resource for things of this nature).<\/p>\n I was horrified.<\/p>\n My beautiful innocent sexy video was supposed to be a video about a cum dumpster. \u00a0Urban Dictionary defines a \u201ccreampie\u201d as \u201can internal cum shot; Act of ejaculating inside pussy or asshole. Also the moment after ejaculation, when the cum drips out.\u201d \u00a0I would like to point out that nowhere in this definition is there any mention of actual pie. \u00a0I was devastated. \u00a0Was there no fetish for people who just wanted to watch a cute little pinup girl sit on a pie? Was there a specific name for my pie-sitting fetish that I just never heard of, because I feel like creampie would be the most obvious name if we were picking one. Why aren\u2019t people calling this ejaculation move \u201cjelly donuts\u201d, \u201cCadbury cream eggs\u201d, or telling their friends they are going to show that girl the \u201cCaramilk secret\u201d. \u00a0How am I going to look my parents in the eye when they ask me if I want pie for dessert? \u00a0\u201cWhat do you mean, you don\u2019t want pie for dessert?\u00a0 You always have pie after dinner.\u00a0 Sometimes you even have a second helping!\u201d\u00a0 My life just got so much more awkward.\u00a0 Why did they have to ruin pie?\u00a0 I can never eat pie again!\u00a0 My only choice now is to waste pie by sitting on it.<\/p>\n I immediately rushed home and changed my clip category to \u201cfood masturbation\u201d.\u00a0 \u00a0The video still sold, and I was pleasantly surprised that no one who purchased the video wrote in to me disappointed that they didn\u2019t get to see me in the gyno row getting my pussy filled with jizz. \u00a0I do think based on my picture and caption, it was pretty clear what you were purchasing in my store, and I hope that people who may have been confused were pleasantly surprised and maybe excited to discover a possible new fetish they never knew they had. \u00a0What did I learn from this assumption? \u00a0Always research the category you are about to market to before blowing your load online. To reference Twin Peaks: I\u2019ve got a cherry pie that\u2019ll kill ya!<\/p>\n * To see the video go here:\u00a0http:\/\/clips4sale.com\/109898\/17105880<\/em><\/p>\n<\/span>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As many of you know, I have started filming my own fetish videos, which has been a natural progression for me since I have been in the fetish community for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1063,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-misadventures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilyn13.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilyn13.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilyn13.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilyn13.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilyn13.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1096"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/evilyn13.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1099,"href":"https:\/\/evilyn13.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1096\/revisions\/1099"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilyn13.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilyn13.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilyn13.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilyn13.com\/home\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}